The Amazing Race Asia 3 : Third leg results

Winners - Henry and Bernie, followed by the following: Vince and Sam, Ida and Tania, AD and Fuzzie, Geoff and Tisha, Mai and Oliver, Niroo and Kapil, and Pailin and Natalie.

Kim Kardashian At The Beach

Video Kim Kardashian at the beach. In her purple bikini showing off the twins...

The name Kim Kardashian is synonymous to undeniable sex appeal, nonstop partying, intrigue, and controversy. So much so that you know you will definitely have trouble
keeping up with this Kardashian. Kim Kardashian is quite the personality – she's one of the well-known American socialites, she's the daughter of O.J. Simpson's lawyer, she's a stylist, she's a retailer, she has her own reality show, and yes, she even has her own sex video with Brandy's little brother, Ray J. She leads a life filled with scandals and adventures, but Kim Kardashian, with her unique Armenian-American features is truly an all-American party girl who does not need to offer explanations for her actions. Aside from her reality program, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” Kim is slowly beginning to make her presence felt in show business with an appearance in the television show “Chelsea Lately,” and she also has a role in the upcoming film “Deep in the Valley.”

Video Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas Mambo

Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas Dancing with the Stars Performing the Mambo.

Kim Kardashian's second night on Dancing with the Stars went about as good as the first night. Although instead of a score 0f 19, they got 18 from the judges last
night after performing their Baby Got Back Mambo. Kardashian was just not very quick on her feet at all and when you compare that to Mark Ballas' dancing skills, it just doesn't mesh well together.

She knows she needs to let herself out of her shell, but the self-confesssed shy girl is having a hard time doing just that. Let's hope her next dance will be much better than the last 2!

Minah Tudung aka rempit back in action

Minah tudung, minah rempit back in action...
Minah Rempit, mat rempit ..... hows about our girl? what kind they do while riding the m0torcycle?

Minah Rempit Junior "beraksi".

Dont leave your kids alone on motorbike

So pity with the rider of the skuter "minah rempit junior".I am sure that girl really in pain. Maybe this can be lesson to parent to be more carefull while handling motorcycle together with their children.

And here is the rest of it.

Bum Rap ...ouchhh

This alleged thief had to be rushed to hospital last night after being impaled on a fence.

The incident took place at the East London museum.

The suspect is alleged to have broken down the back door to the museum. The alarm went off, giving him a fright, and he ran away.


He climbed a tree and then attempted to jump over the fence. However, he lost his footing and was impaled by one of the spikes on the fence.

The man was discovered by a tow truck driver who heard his cries.

The man was taken to Frere Hospital and it is understood that he is due to undergo surgery.

Latest News : Govt set to cut petrol price by 10 cents - news report

Govt set to cut petrol price by 10 cents - news report
Sep 24, 08 2:08pm

According to a news report quoting sources, the government is set to reduce petrol prices by 10 cents to RM2.45 per litre.
MCPX

The NST said the government is due to announce the cut - the second in two months after hiking pump prices by as much as 78 cents in June - this afternoon.

The hike had gone down badly with the public, sparking an outcry and even street protests.

Deputy Prime Minister and newly-appointed Finance Minister Najib Abdul Razak had on Monday told reporters to 'wait a few more days' when asked if it was true the government was planning a second price reduction before the Hari Raya holidays.

Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi was yesterday reported as saying the cabinet would discuss the price of fuel when they met today.

"It is better we discuss first on matters related to fuel and subsidies. I don't want to give any impression (on whether there will be a cut). If necessary, we will make an announcement," he told reporters yesterday.

Abdullah had previously said if world crude prices stabilised at US$109 per barrel, the government may consider another 15 cents reduction in price.

The government last month lowered pump prices by 15 sen or 5.6 percent to RM2.55 per litre.

Youngest Person In The World To Have A Sex Change!

Kim Petras or previously known as Tim Petras, the German boy who at the age of 12 became the world’s youngest person to start hormone treatments for a sex change operation, has been signed up by a German record label. The German teenager has overcome years of taunts and bullying to release her first CD after becoming a cult hit on MySpace and You Tube. Petras, who is now officially registered as a female and has long blonde hair and blue eyes, said: “My music is most important to me at the moment. It’s the way I can best express myself. Petras was diagnosed as a transsexual three years ago. Doctors and psychiatrists concluded that her claims to be “in the wrong body” were so deeply felt that she required treatment. Her therapy included artificially halting male puberty - with a series of potent hormone injections. She was then administered female hormones to initiate the development of her breasts.

Tasik Biru ( The Blue Lake) Of Bau

The Blue Lake, or Tasik Biru, of Bau, really is blue in places. At first glance, it looks like just any other lake, but when you walk over to the side of the lake, its blueness becomes noticeable. Just 1km from town, the lake has long been a prime attraction of Bau, a small town near Kuching in Sarawak.

Seeing blue: Tai Parit Lake was later changed to Tasik Biru in the 1970s.
It is not a natural lake, having been formed as a result of open cast mining. The gold mine, known as Tai Parit Mine, was operated by the Borneo Company from 1898 until it was flooded in 1921. The history of gold mining in the Bau area actually
goes back further as Chinese settlers had begun searching for alluvial gold in the early 19th century.

The newly formed lake was known as Tai Parit Lake, and later became a popular place for picnics. Its name was changed to Tasik Biru in the 1970s. A bridge was built across a narrow part of the lake to enable the growing number of visitors to reach the other side. People would swim and go fishing in the lake, and sail model boats.

Visitors also used to paddle boats on the lake, but this was stopped after a bus tragedy in 1979. A bus carrying students and teachers plunged into the lake killing 28 students and a trainee teacher.

The lake, about 91m(300ft) deep, was drained in 1990 when a mining company wanted to extract gold ore from the sides and bottom of the lake. Tasik Biru and its surroundings covered about 6ha (15 acres) at the time but this area was increased when the site was restored in 2000.

It was at first thought that the water appeared greenish-bluish due to reflection of the green vegetation and the blue sky. However, tests later found that the colour was, in fact, due to the lake containing high levels of arsenic, a poisonous element.

Good life: The people of the town near Tasik Biru know better than to go swimming, fishing and drinking the water off the lake as the water contains high level of arsenic.
Signboards were then put up at the lake to warn people against swimming, fishing, and drinking the water. It’s ironic that such a delightful blue colour is actually formed by a toxic substance.

The arsenic level in the water is 40 times higher than the permissible level allowed by the World Health Organisation (WHO), and yet the residents of a nearby kampung had been using the water since 1997, when their own water supply was cut off. The lake is constantly fed by a small stream, which has even higher levels of arsenic.

It’s like beauty and the beast, a beautiful colour coming from a toxic source!

There are a lot of legends relating to Tasik Biru. One concerns the creation of the lake. It is said that a group of miners saw a golden tortoise at the bottom of the mine. When they tried to catch the tortoise, it buried itself in the earth.

As the miners tried to dig it out, the tortoise bored deeper into the ground. Suddenly, a jet of water shot out of the ground, and the mine started to flood. The frightened miners tried to scramble to higher ground but the water kept rising.

Just when it looked as if the mining settlement would be wiped out, an old man, said to be a bomoh, appeared on the scene. He pushed a white man into the rising water, and, strangely, the water stopped rising.

The lake even has its own Loch Ness monster story too.

In 1988, three monsters were said to have appeared in Tasik Biru. Crowds gathered to watch these strange large figures about 3m long swimming below the water surface.

The medium from the nearby Bong Low Sian Tze Temple said they were evil beings. His helpers burnt some talismans around the four corners of the lake, and a day later, the strange figures disappeared. There have been no sightings since, even when the lake was drained in 1990!

Tasik Biru is definitely a peaceful place despite the hidden dangers lurking in the water.

DMX: Hospitalized!

In a rare story about DMX that doesn't involve him getting arrested, the rapper was brought to the emergency room at a hospital in Aventura, Florida.

He was admitted for what officials are calling "fear of a stroke."

DMX, who is averaging 2-3 court appearances per month, was supposed to be appearing in an Arizona court to face drug charges this afternoon.

Doesn't look like he's gonna make it. We hope he recovers fully from this medical situation ... so he can continue his crime sprees and mug shots!

As reported in the Arizona Republic, DMX was moved from a Miami Dade County on September 10 and taken to Phoenix, Arizona’s Maricopa County Jail.

In addition to facing felony drug possession charges, DMX is also expected to defend his numerous traffic violations, animal cruelty accusations, and even defrauding a hospital with an invalid Social Security number and name.

Kim Kardashian Caught Going Underwear Free

Kim Kardashian picture

Kim Kardashian photographed in hot pants wearing no underwear, soon to appear on Dancing With The Stars

Toyota Alphard 2009

Toyota Alphard 2009 picture.....

Horoscope...must read! So accurate!

ARIES - The Aggressive

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


TAURUS - The Tramp

Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight.
Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

GEMINI - The Twin

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good at confusing people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Gemini's will not take any crap from anyone. Gemini's like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Gemini's can be very sarcastic and childish at times, and are very nosey.
Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CANCER - The Beauty

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most's are artists and insane respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare
Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LEO - The Lion

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy, but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

VIRGO - The One that Waits

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. The do not forgive and never forget the one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA - The Lame One

Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying... Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Kinda dumb at times. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO - The Addict

EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones will all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy. But when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet.
Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs especially Gemini's in sports. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in
long-term relationships. Can be clumsy at times but tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward

PISCES - The Partner for Life

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Messy at times and irresponsible! Smart but lazy. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. Lover of animals. VERY caring, make wonderful nurses or doctors. They always try to do the right thing sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to other but need to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

OK here's the thing you cant send this to the person who sent this to you so good luck! the other hard part is that last one with this is the loser.

ready ......... set............ GO!

1-3 people= 1 minute of luck

4-7 people= 1 hour of luck

8-12 people = 1 day of luck

13-17 people = 1 week of luck

18-22 people = 1 month of luck

23-27 people = 3 months of luck

28- 32 people = 7 months of luck

33-37 people = 1 year of luck

38 and more = a very lucky life!

Icebergs - God's wonderful creation

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Icebergs with colored strips. God's wonderful creation AGAIN

Amazing striped icebergs

Icebergs in the Antarctic area sometimes have stripes, formed by
layers of snow that react to different conditions.

Blue stripes are often created when a crevice in the ice sheet
fills up with meltwater and freezes so quickly that no bubbles form.

When an iceberg falls into the sea, a layer of salty seawater can
freeze to the underside. If this is rich in algae, it can form a
green stripe.

Brown, black and yellow lines are caused by sediment, picked up
when the ice sheet grinds downhill towards the sea.


Antarctica Frozen Wave Pixs - Nature is amazing! The water froze the instant the wave broke through the ice. That's what it is like in Anmtarctica where it is the
coldest weather in decades. Water freezes the instant it comes in contact with the air. The temperature of the water is already some degrees below freezing. Just look at how the wave froze in mid-air!!!


Having the Internet means that we get to see something that we never imagined! Pass it on for others to enjoy!

Proton Persona SE (Special Edition), Rm 59,800

Proton launched a special edition of the Proton Persona SE today, priced at RM59,800. The Persona SE is only available in two colours - Blue Haze and Brilliant Red. Like all new units of the Persona, the new Proton Persona SE is powered by the Campro IAFM engine which offers a smoother torque curve compared to the old Campro engine. It is only available with an automatic transmission.

The following are the differences in equipment for the special edition model:

Leather-wrapped seats, steering wheel, gear knob and trim
Meter panel from the GEN2 CPS
Different alloy wheel design (15 inch)
Cruise Control
Smoked headlamps
Silver matte door handles and front grille
A bodykit consisting of front, side and rear skirts and a subtle spoiler
A Proton-rebadged windscreen-mounted GPS navigation device

The GPS device loads its maps from an SD card, so it should be easy to replace the maps whenever there are updates. I noticed there were some points of interests loaded onto the map such as local restaurants so if you’re in an area you do not know and want to grab a quick bite the GPS should be quite useful in that sense.

Look after the jump for more photos of the Persona SE.

Proton MPV final Design

Source :ISUHANGAT

Guolizhang restaurant, Peking ..."Penis Restaurant"

FOOD for THOUGHTS! ------ "Zhuang Yang" (aphrodisiac)
Guolizhang restaurant, Peking ...

IF ANY OF YOU ARE PLANNING TO VISIT BEIJING IN THE NEAR FUTURE
AND WOULD LIKE TO TRY THEIR DELICACIES !

The Guolizhuang Restaurant in Beijing.
There are four franchises in the city alone, and the chain is expanding: there's one in Atlanta, Georgia, in Chinatown.


The Guolizhuang menu is a broad introduction to the medicinal benefits of eating animal penises and testicles.

Ox penises help manliness. They're cut along the side and shaped into little stars.

The yak penis is served with a dragon. In the Guolizhuang restaurant there are more than 30 different animal penises on the menu. And for very special guests there's a list of others.

'Henry's whip' is the house speciality at Beijing's Guolizhuang restaurant. It's a sheep's penis on a stick covered in mayonnaise, sweet cheese, served on a bed of lettuce.

A platter of ox and dog penises. The consistency and taste remind one of overly bitter rings of calamari, apparently.

The penises are often dipped in soy or hot sauce. For women, eating penises is supposed to be good for the skin.

Donkey penis served on a bed of lettuce: For Chinese guests, eating the sexual organs is not a test of courage, but rather a treatment for the libido

At the Guolizhuang restaurant, customers can even order deer and sheep fetuses.
There is a saying:

'The Chinese eat everything with four legs, except tables -- and everything that flies except airplanes,' goes a Chinese saying.

And.. those with 2 legs with

Valentine's Day Dance

by Brandy Chase©
The woman simply oozes sophistication from every pore. The words "charm, style, and grace" were most likely created just for her. If "Class" isn't her middle name, it should be. Although I rarely see her wearing a pair of jeans, what the woman does to them should be illegal. She should not be allowed to walk anywhere near a road, she's a serious obstruction to the smooth, safe flow of traffic. She has curves in places most women don't even have places. She should come under the protection of the Pure Food and Drug Administration, because she has to be some of the finest eating stuff ever put on this planet. At least that's what I see every time I look at Ms. Renee Du Pratt; grade-A, finger-lickin', tongue-smackin', top-shelf, prime eatin' material.

Now if I could just figure out how to become her official taste-tester, I'd be one deliriously happy little lady. Every time she flows through the front door of the beauty salon I work for as a nail technician, my heart begins a slow meltdown, my panties get wet, and my tongue gets hard. And all of that takes place before she even sits down in the little cubical I work out of in the rear of the shop and places her delicate hand with its long, willowy fingers in my hands so I can do her nails. I put a lot of extra time into doing her nails, so I try to schedule her for my last appointment of the day. Anything less than my best effort would not suffice on such a magnificent creature. Besides, once she's left the salon, I'm not much good for anything else the rest of the day. I can't help it; she just has that effect on me.

Last Saturday, Saint Valentine's Day, Ms. Du Pratt caught me off guard. She hadn't made an appointment, but shortly before closing time, my heart kicked into overdrive when she came rushing across the salon toward me. I had never seen her looking so exquisite. She was dressed to the nines, apparently for an evening on the town. "Oh wonderful, I caught you before you left!" her sultry voice drifted across the salon. "I hope you can help me. I was on my way to a Valentine party, and can you believe it, I broke a damn nail on the way out the door!"

"Isn't that the way it always happens?" I managed to say without my voice shaking too much. "Always when you're in a hurry. I can fix it. It'll only take a few minutes. Come on back to my work station." Naturally, I was only too pleased to stay after closing time to do her nail, or anything else she might possibly wish to have done. Hey, that's just the kind of conscientious employee I am, always willing to go the extra mile to please my customers, especially this particular customer. And it has nothing to do with the fact that she usually tips me more than I've made the rest of the entire day.

"Are you sure you don't mind, Hun?" she asked. "I know you probably have somewhere to go this evening. I mean, with it being Valentine's Day and all."

"Even if I did, which I don't, it could wait long enough for me to take care of you," I replied.

"I promise to make it well worth your while," she said.

"You always do," I replied. But I refrained from telling her that it wasn't her money I was interested in.

As the rest of the employees left for the evening I locked the front door and turned off the lights in the front portion of the shop; I wanted the salon to appear closed. Once we were inside my small cubical I sat down at my glass-top worktable. Ms. Du Pratt pulled her Mink coat closed around herself, sat down across from me, and placed her hand in mine. My heart fluttered several times before I could get it under control. I hated to let go of her precious hand, but the sleeve of her fur coat was too close to my work for comfort. God! If I were to get something on a coat like that I'd be working the rest of my life just to pay the cleaning bill! "I know I said this wouldn't take long, but maybe you should take your coat off before I get started. I'd sure hate to get any of this stuff on it."

"Good point," she replied, getting up to remove the expensive fur coat, and hang it on the coat hook on the wall.

I silently gasped when she turned back toward me; the short, slinky, red-velveteen dress she was wearing was open down the front nearly to her navel, exposing large portions of her ample breasts. The lacy hemline of the dress was a good foot above her perfect knees, making her long, slender legs look all that much longer and sexier.

Well, maybe my gasp hadn't been quite as silent as I had thought because she gave me a big smile and asked, while striking a sexy, model-like pose, "Whataya think?"

"Oh my God, that's awesome!" I exclaimed. Even though I figured her to be around forty, she was the hottest, sexiest woman I had ever laid eyes on. She was actually making me drool, and my mouth wasn't the only part of my body drooling at the moment.

"The party I'm on my way to is at the home of some special friends and we always try to out-sexy each other when we have one of these parties," she explained. "I don't normally dress like this to go out."

"If I looked anywhere near that hot, you'd never be able to get me outta that dress. Well, you could get me out of it to… never mind," I caught myself just in the nick of time.

Her smile shifted to more of a sexy grin. "Yeah, I know what you mean," she replied, her voice going softer, sexier. "There's always a good reason to come outta your clothes."

I couldn't get my mouth working in order to reply to that.

Her eyes locked on mine as she sat back down. She turned to put her long legs under the table, but stopped to kick off her bright-red, four-inch stiletto-heeled shoes so her knees wouldn't bang against the bottom of the table. "I can come up with several good reasons without even thinking about it." Her huge, almond-shaped, dark eyes felt like they were penetrating right to my very soul. Her grin faded slightly as the tip of her tongue glided across her bright-red upper lip.

I had to get my mind back on track fast, before I said something stupid. I tried to get my mind back to the job at hand. "I… uh… I… better get your nail fixed… or you'll never get to the party," I stumbled over my words. I prayed she wouldn't notice how much my hands were trembling as I took her hand to start fixing her broken nail.

"That's okay, Hun, I'm in no hurry to get out of here. But you probably are. I would imagine this has been a pretty busy day for you," she spoke in almost a whisper as she shifted her body to cross her legs under the table.

Glass-top tables have several great advantages over wooden tables, one of which is that I could see her long, gorgeous legs under the table. I got a great glimpse of her red-lace panties as her knees parted in order to cross her legs, and her hem slid so high up her thighs I could see the red garters holding up her lacy, white stockings. Try as I might, I could not pull my eyes from the breathtaking view of the incredibly silky-looking, dark-toffee-colored skin above the tops of her stockings.

"You okay, Sweetie," she asked. "Your hands are shaking."

"Uh… yeah… my mind… was wandering for a moment, that's all," I finally managed to speak and force my eyes back to her broken nail.

"Well, I hope it wandered somewhere exciting," she said with a grin sexy enough to melt your panties off, "because whatever it was sure seems to have made you pretty nervous."

"Oh, it was a pretty exciting place alright," I replied, trying to regain a modicum of composure. "I would have been delighted to have lingered there a bit longer, but this nail requires my full attention at the moment."

"Maybe after I'm gone your mind can go back to where it was," she said.

"When you leave, so will… never mind," I almost slipped. I busied myself with the task at hand and all too quickly had her nail repaired to its original splendor. All it needed at that point was repainting. "You know this color doesn't exactly match you gorgeous outfit?"

"I know, but you don't have time to repaint them all. So I'll just have to settle for the color they are," she replied sounding almost disappointed.

"If you've got the time for me to do them, I have absolutely nothing else to do this evening," I said.

"You mean to tell me, some handsome fellow isn't taking you out to dinner tonight?" she asked.

"Nope, afraid not," I replied. "I rarely date men." I have no idea why I let that slip out of my big mouth.

"Then perhaps, some pretty lady is taking you out tonight," she pursued the subject.

"Don't I wish," I admitted.

"I knew there was something about you that I liked," she said as one of her beautiful feet brushed against my calf.

My eyes rose to meet hers. My heart pounded in my chest. If my hands had been shaking any worse, I wouldn't have been able to hold onto her hand any longer. "You mean you're…?"

She cut me off. "Yes, I'm gay, lesbian, if that's what you're trying to say?"

"Oh my God" I mumbled. "I would have never…"

"You have a problem with that?" she asked, the smile fading from her goddess-like face.

"No… I… uh… I think it's wonderful," I stammered. "I just would have thought a woman as magnificent looking as you would have men killing each other to get a date with you."

"I have no use whatsoever for men," she replied. "As far as I'm concerned, they're all vile, self-centered, egotistical, sexually challenged, inadequate lovers. Who needs them?"

"Not me, that's for sure," I agreed, finally having to let go of her delightful hand because I was shaking so bad I was afraid I would break another of her nails. Her foot was no longer lightly brushing against my calf, it was rubbing higher and higher, up and down my leg.

"Am I making you nervous?" she asked.

"It's not you," I replied. "It's me."

"What do you mean, 'It's you'?" she asked.

I sat there for a few moments thinking over the best, honest way to answer her question, but couldn't come up with anything that wouldn't tell her how I'd felt about her for a long time. I mean, I wasn't even close to being in her class. To tell her how much I loved her and what it did to me every time she was around, would probably be insulting to her. "I didn't mean anything," I finally answered.

"Oh, I see," she said, sounding disappointed again. "It's the salt and pepper thing, isn't it?"

"Are you crazy?" I snapped. "I think you're one of the most gorgeous women to ever grace the face of this planet and it doesn't matter what color you are."

"Then why are you so nervous?" she pressed on.

I couldn't answer her. "You better let me get those nails painted so you can go to your party."

"Fine," she barked, slapping her hand down on the table.

I began cleaning the old polish from her nails, as tears began slowly creeping down my face.

"What's wrong?" she asked, her voice soft with concern.

"Nothing," I replied, looking into her beautiful eyes. "But if you don't stop asking me silly questions, I'll never get your nails done."

Renee sat there quietly until I had finishing doing her nails. I was amazed at how nice they had came out, considering how much my hands had been shaking the whole time I was doing them. And with the blurred vision I had going for me, I was surprised I had actually gotten the polish on the nails instead of all over her fingers.

She raised her hands and waved them in front of her eyes. "Nice job, and the color's perfect. How much do I owe you? And don't forget how late it is."

"You don't owe me anything," I said. "It was my pleasure."

"Don't be silly," she said, starting to pull her foot away from my leg so she could stand up.

I grabbed the departing appendage and pulled it back against my leg. "But if you'll just keep doing that for a little while I'll call it even," I said.

The smile that suddenly covered her face was absolutely wonderful. "Oh? I was wondering if you were liking that or just being polite by not mentioning it." Her foot started slowly working its way up and down my leg again. Her other foot quickly jointed in, but went to work on the inside of my calf.

"It feels so nice," I replied.

"You should feel it from my side," she said as one of her feet slipped up onto my chair and began working its way up between my thighs.

My hands dropped to the foot between my thighs, gently rubbing the delightful intruder, I gradually pulled it farther upward as I slid down in my chair a bit. I almost screamed when it finally pressed lightly against my already-soaked panties.

"Oh my! How'd your panties get so wet already?" she teased.

"Now I ain't taken the blame this time. That's your fault," I mumbled, attempting to hold back the moans I could feel growing in my throat. "It happens every time you're here."

"Well now, isn't that just the cutest thing," she purred. "But you might wanna get those wet panties off before that sweet little thing I know is hiding behind them catches a cold."

The moans I had been stifling quickly found their way to freedom the moment her long toes began probing their way inside the leg of my now-in-the-way panties. I have to admit, it was a real wrestling match as I pulled my skirt up around my hips and tried to wiggle out of my soaked panties while she refused to move her foot enough for me to get out of them. I had to pull my legs almost up to my chest in order to get out of the wet panties, which ended up wrapped around the ankle of the foot that was moving so delightfully against my excited womanhood. The magic her toes were creating only stopped long enough for her to reach under the table and snatch my panties from between us.

"You might wanna do something about my stockings, I have a feeling they're about to get in the way too," she said.

Without thinking, in near panic at the prospect of her stopping, I grabbed the toe of one of her stockings and ripped it open with my fingernails. Seconds later, her other stocking suffered a similar disaster.

She giggled, "That's not exactly what I had in mind, but I guess it got the job done."

I said nothing; I was too busy panting with anticipation of the pleasures to come.

Moments later, my panties were under her nose, and those magnificent toes of hers were gently wiggling their way between the moist folds of my flesh. The toes of one foot tenderly danced over my swollen clit while the big toe of her other foot slowly, but insistently, worked its way inside my center. Even though my mind was totally engrossed in what her fantastic feet were doing, I could not pull my eyes from her beautiful face. There was a sparkle in her large dark eyes I had never seen before as my panties waved under her nose and her toes danced their way into more than just my heart.

The moans that had been, one by one, easing from my throat as Renee gently stoked the storm brewing inside me, suddenly became a scream as the storm decided it was time to show just how powerful it could be. What can only be described as the hurricane of the century raged through my body as it instantly released several years worth of pent-up energy all at once.

The only sensation registering outside of the typhoon rampaging throughout my body was Renee's gentle voice calling to me, "That's it Baby. Let it happen. Let it all go. Happy Valentine's Day."

As the storm gradually subsided within me, I became award of how tight I was holding onto her feet and how hard I was pulling both of them against me. I also realized just how wet and slippery her feet and my hands had suddenly become.

I finally looked back up at Renee. All I could do was give her a weak smile and a long groan.

"Ya liked that, did ya?" she teased, trying to ease her drenched feet from between my thighs.

Reluctantly, I allowed her feet to escape. "I'm sure there's a better word than liked for it, but right now I can't think of anything," I mumbled, my smile still weak. "That was the wildest, most erotic, thing I've ever experienced."

"What are you talking about? That was just a nice little warm-up exercise," she said, "the real pleasure is yet to come. Pardon the pun."

"If that was just a warm-up, I don't know if I want to be around when you decide you want to start a real fire," I replied. "A person could be killed like that."

"Oh, but what a way to go," she said with a huge smile. "I was just trying to keep you occupied while my nails dried. When I decide it's time to ignite your booster rockets, believe me, you'll be the first to know. But by then, it'll be too late for you to do anything about it except hang on and enjoy the ride."

"Any time you wanna dance on me again, you just let me know," I replied.

"I think it was a rather nice Valentine's Day dance if you ask me," she teased.

"Yeah, and what the hell do you do for an encore?" I asked.

"I guess you're just going to have to wait until after the party to find out," she replied.

"Oh, you have to leave now?" I nearly whined.

"Yeah, I do, but you're going with me," she said. "I mean, I'd love for you go to the party with me. I'd like to show you off to my friends."

I almost laughed in her face. "You'd like to show me off? Now there's an novel concept for ya; one of the most gorgeous people on the planet wanting to show me off to their friends."

"That's what I said," she replied. "Whether you know it or not, you're quite a little cutie yourself, girl. You obviously don't look in a mirror very often."

My face must have turned beet-red. "Yeah, I do, but I certainly don't see anything like what you think you see when you look at me."

"Well, take my word for it, I really like what I see," she replied. "Now tell me why you were crying awhile ago."

"Because I thought I had made you mad and it hurt me deep inside to think that," I said.

"I thought you were trying to rush me outta here," she explained. "I thought you didn't like me because I'm black."

"Woman, can't you see how much I love you? I've loved you since the first day you set foot inside the door of this place," I explained.

"How come you never let me know, or at least gave me some little indication of how you felt?" she asked.

"I don't know how to explain this to you in any way you would understand, because I'm sure it's a problem you've never had to deal with," I answered. "But straight out, there's different classes of people, and sometimes those of the higher classes don't wish to mingle with those of the lower classes and would even take insult to the prospect of such a notion."

"Wait a second!" she snapped, a dark frown on her face. "Are you saying you're too good for me? Or are you ashamed to be seen with a black woman?"

"Dammit, Renee, you're not listening to me!"

"The hell I ain't!" she nearly shouted. "And it sounds like you think you've got more class than me, or too good for me!"

"Okay, you are listening, but you're not hearing what I'm saying," I replied. "You have it backwards. I've never said anything to you because I always felt you were miles above me, dammit, not because I was better than you! That's why I was crying, I thought I had offended you and it upset me!"

"Girl, you're one crazy, mixed-up lady, you know that?" she said, shaking her pretty head back and forth, her beautiful smile back in place.

I looked deep into those gorgeous eyes of hers. "Are you still going to take me to the party?"

"I don't know," she replied. "You never accepted my invitation. Do you wanna go with me?"

"I'd love to," I answered. "But if your friends are all beautiful like you, I don't think I'll fit in very well with them. And I doubt I have anything sexy enough to wear to a party like theirs."

"Let me tell you about this group of special friends of mine," she began. "Some of them are beautiful on the outside, some are beautiful on the inside, and a few of them are actually beautiful both ways. But they're all wonderful ladies and very dear friends."


"Wait a second, did you say they're all wonderful ladies? Won't there be any men there?" I asked.

"No men allowed. This is strictly a lesbian group," she replied. "You have a problem with that?"

"I have no problem at all with it. In fact, I find it rather interesting," I replied.

"Don't get the wrong idea," she said. "It's not a sex group. We're just a bunch of really good friends who enjoy each other's company and a chance to discuss lesbian issues. So if you're looking for a wild orgy, you've got the wrong lady. I'm very much a one-woman gal, and I'm very protective of what I consider to be mine. You need to know that up front about me. I don't mind a little joking and cutting up between my lady and a friend, but I'm not into sharing things I place a high value on. And I'll tell ya right now; you, I would be placing at the very top of my things-I-value-most list. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not the raging jealous type like what I just told you must have sounded like. I wouldn't mind sharing your time with others or anything like that. I'm not one of those suffocating partners we've all seen and hate. But I will not share my lady sexually with anyone. I draw the line there."

"Are you calling me your lady?" I asked, my smile so big it was about to rip my face off.

"Well, no, I was referring to… Yes, yes I was! If we walk out that door together tonight, that's exactly what you'll be to me, and I hope that's what I'll be to you," she snapped.

Moments later, we walked out the front door together, headed two blocks up the street to my apartment so I could get ready to go to the party and hopefully to find another pair of stockings for Renee to wear to the party. We walked with my arm around her waist and her arm draped over my shoulder, cuddling me inside her warm, Mink coat. I was now her lady, or she was my lady, whichever.

"Sorry about your stockings," I apologized quietly.

"I'm not." She smiled down at me.

I was wondering what the party was going to be like. But mostly, I was wondering what my life was going to be like being the lady of a wonderful woman like Ms. Renee Du Pratt.